Monday, February 27, 2012

Intro - Random Shite

  • I just about had a freakin' cow about the shooting in Ohio.  I misread the name of the high school as "Chadron," not "Chardon."
  • Hey, Taliban - don't you think Allah is capable of figuring out when he's been dissed?  He doesn't need YOUR help in figuring it out.
  • Just so you Christers don't think you're getting off easily, may I remind you that Jesus said he was THE WAY, but NOT GOD?  He'd be pissed if he saw you worshipping Him.
  • Oh, I'm high from the delousing spray I used on my kid's pillows.
  • And just in case there are any Pagans out there - hey, guys, get out of the broom closet and start makin' noise about the GOP presidential doofs.  You want these hypocrites to represent YOU?
  • I'll be back (a promise, kids, not a threat) once my head's cleared.

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