Tuesday, January 15, 2019

No lectures, please.

Just - don't.

Don't tell me not to huff and puff on your neck.  It's called "breathing."  I have to breathe.  I will do my best NOT to huff and puff on your neck.  You don't have to hit me over the head with it.

I mean, c'mon.  Duuuude.

You haven't lectured me in years.  What's gotten into you?